What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What do you think of the controls that will be set up over information flows at Taiwan's Ministry of Foreign Affairs' missions?

After a few moments he returns.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

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I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Why do many women like tall men?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

HELLO

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What qualities do single women typically look for in a man? Is it a common preference for women to want a man who earns more than they do?

{RING} {RING}

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Has your mother ever walked in on you at an inappropriate time?

Sure no problem officer.

Yes sir it is.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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