What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 10:02
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
No go.
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
No way
Still no good.
Why did you choose not to join Mensa?
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How do you stop your balls from sweating?
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
—
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.